| corbin thomas. |
[07 Dec 2021|01:21am] |
i'm a talker. i mean, i've been talking for... well, i don't know how long exactly, but years. and i know lots of words, as well. like apivorous, for example.
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| fourteen. |
[16 Mar 2012|05:52am] |
WARDED TO DAHLI FRED:
I need to get fucked up right now. You got anything?
If you don't, do you know anyone who does?
WARDED TO EDWARD:
I need to get fucked up right now. You got anything?
If you don't, do you know anyone who does?
WARDED TO GEETS:
I need to get fucked up right now. You got anything?
If you don't, do you know anyone who does?
WARDED TO TAMSIN:
I need to get fucked up right now. You got anything?
If you don't, do you know anyone who does?
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[15 Mar 2012|04:01pm] |
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( HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BABY?!? )
WE'RE LOOKING FOR YOU, NEPHEW
WE ARE LOOKING AND WE WILL FIND YOU
MY LEGS ARE FUCKING ACHING FROM RUNNING UP AND DOWN THESE STAIRS, BRO
80 GALLEONS TO ANYONE WHO FINDS THE BABY AND BRINGS HIM HOME SAFELY
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| twelve. |
[08 Mar 2012|06:10pm] |
( WAVE YOUR FUCKIN' WAND! )
Yeaaaah, buddy. Big it up for Corbina Matina Polina Fornina Thomas. Please don't look at her with envy when you see her rolling the corridors of Hogwarts in her pimped out ride. Please restrain your baby girls when they spy her Laurent D'Enfants dresses, FRESH TO DEATH. Warn your baby boys about messing up her hairdo when they see her CUSTOM SNEAKER COLLECTION.
Additional announcement: Corbin Thomas is getting ink over Easter.
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| eleven. |
[24 Feb 2012|02:51am] |
WARDED TO BRANDON:
Bro, this song is straight homo. Everyone's going to fucking laugh at this shit, no matter who's singing it. And all my fucking ALCOHOL IS GONE  I'M NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING GOOD BRO I SUNG A TREY SONGZ SONG
WARDED TO ABILENE:
Hey.
Freds, Cora and I are doing this party thing in the RoR this weekend. If you ain't doing anything, you should come. I think Tams is gonna. Or if you don't want to, that's cool. But please don't tell
WARDED TO DAHLIA:
Girl, fuck class. Let's wag. No, fucker, she's a good girl now People of Hogwarts, lend me your eyes. For I am ordering a projector that will not be a slave to the faculty's rating system. Starting this Sunday when my baby arrives, I will have the means to give you the education you have been craving. Boogie Nights. Show Girls. Fight Club. The Hangover. Wild Things. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Showcases of award-winning cinema in full colour, enjoyable for ordinary people like you and me, not just the wine-sipping "connoisseurs" that say stupid shit like horror died with Hitchcock and the Fast and Furious series should've ended at 2. Every Saturday Whenever I feel like it, we will all gather in the Hufflepuff common-room (we're close to the kitchens, guys, so go get you a snack on the way) and watch some awesome shit. Sounds good? Wicked.
( WAVE WAND FOR PHOTOGRAPH. )And my dad's in Zambia. Boom. Like a fucking boss.
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| ten. (written at 10:30am!) |
[17 Feb 2012|12:32am] |
WARDED TO BRANDON:
Bro I need you
END OF WARD
WARDED TO ARMIE, EDWARD, FREDDIE:
I was eating breakfast in my uniform and then I thought... FUCK IT. I'M GOING TO GET FUCKED UP INSTEAD. Fuck class and come get shit-faced, bros.
END OF WARD
WARDED TO EDWARD:
Come on, Ed, you can go two days in a row. Let's get faded
END OF WARD
(BELATEDLY) WARDED FROM PREFECTS:
NO MORE SHITTY CURFEW NO MORE SHITTY NON-VISITING.
And we get a funky little dance too haha fuck
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| nine. |
[03 Feb 2012|01:28am] |
WARDED TO ABILENE YOUDLE:
Oi, gorgeous.
WARDED TO EDWARD WILKES:
Bro, I'm bored and dry as fuck, I need something.
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| eight. |
[29 Jan 2012|01:52pm] |
I'm gonna spend it all
why wait for another day
I'ma take all this money I own
and blow it all away
'Cause I can't take it when I'm gone, gone, gone, gone
No I can't take it when I'm gone, gone, gone
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| four. |
[20 Jan 2012|05:09am] |
WARDED TO ABILENE:
Hey, girl.
WARDED TO BRA CHRISTOPHER BURKE:
Hey, man. Uh, so check it out, Graham's my mate and tells me you managed to slay the dragon that is his cousin, what with her being your missus now and all that. I was wondering whether I've got the right idea in thinking that shagging + school is the worst fucking combination, because to be honest, that's pretty much how I plan to roll until I'm out of here.
WARDED TO EDWARD & GRAHAM:
Got good shit to pop. Want in?
It'll make last period a fucking riot. Let's play Truth or Dare!
Beautiful morning, freezing my bollocks off. And Hogsmeade Weekend on the way. Anyone getting inked and laid, say aye.
Aye, babes. Aye.
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| three. |
[15 Jan 2012|11:54am] |
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Flowers in the Attic is the most fucked up book I have ever read.
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| two. |
[12 Jan 2012|09:51pm] |
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I miss shagging.
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| one. |
[05 Jan 2012|04:21pm] |
Hey, you know the one bad thing about shagging? Seriously? Pubes, man. Ladies, I'm sorry if this sounds well rude... but preen your golden flower, yeah? It's shit having to pull back and get the hairs out of your mouth. Straight up.
Also, going to your boxing class drunk is never as fun as you imagine it's going to be. I lasted, what, ten minutes, and ended up telling 'em I needed to go for a piss, and then I never came back.
These are life-lessons for 2023 brought to you by Corby Corb, sponsored by Dean ON THE COVER OF A MUDDAFUCKIN MAGAZINE Thomas.
GET IT, OLD BOY. WHAT MAKES BLACK MEN HAPPY.
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